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【赛后贴】新赛季揭幕战，勇士123-109战胜湖人。

双方关键球员数据：

勇士：库里33分6篮板7助攻4抢断1盖帽，维金斯20分6篮板4助攻1抢断1盖帽，克莱18分2篮板3助攻1抢断，普尔12分2篮板7助攻2抢断，格林4分5篮板5助攻，卢尼7分6篮板2助攻1抢断，J-格林8分7篮板，迪文岑佐8分，怀斯曼8分7篮板。

湖人：詹姆斯31分14篮板8助攻，戴维斯27分6篮板4抢断1盖帽，威斯布鲁克19分11篮板3助攻1抢断，贝弗利3分2篮板2助攻4抢断2盖帽，纳恩13分3篮板2助攻1抢断，沃克5分3篮板5助攻1抢断1盖帽。

[–]night28 334 points 5 hours ago

Man I missed basketball.

GSW was sloppy as hell tonight but the game was within their control the whole time. Lakers fans are in for another sad season.

球迷：兄弟们，我想死这该死的篮球了！勇士队悠哉悠哉，比赛毫无悬念，湖蜜愁眉不展！

[–]Rambodius 107 points 5 hours ago

That team is entirely reliant on LeBron and AD. Both of them have to perform to have a chance at the better teams. I don't expect them to make the playoffs.

球迷：这支湖人完全看詹眉的发挥，只有当他俩都打出顶级表现才有可能赢下更好的球队。对他们打季后赛，我是不报希望了。

[–]Lakersawkotacos 1201 points 4 hours ago

Who would have thought that opening night Lakers vs Warriors would feature an all star game 4th quarter?

湖人球迷：谁能想到湖人勇士这场揭幕战能打出全明星式的第四节？

[–]asBad_asItGets 268 points 4 hours ago

Lol right? We started with the brick fest in the 1st quarter then decided to go full no-defense all star game in that 4th haha.

球迷：是开玩笑的吧？我们从第一节开始打铁，然后在第四节开启了完全不防守的全明星式第四节，哈哈哈

[–][ATL] Dominique WilkinsCounterInsanity 620 points 3 hours ago

So the Lakers come into this season having EVEN LESS outside shooting than last year. It's going to be another long season for Lakers fans.

老鹰球迷：湖人队带着比上赛季还差的外线火力开启了新赛季。对湖人球迷来说，又是一个漫长的赛季啊！

[–]holesome_cum_bubble 302 points 3 hours ago

Not a single long season.Rob Pelinka got a 4 year extension this offseason too.

球迷：可不止一个漫长的赛季！佩林卡在休赛期也续约了四年！

[–]executivesphere 100 points 3 hours ago

No shooters and no defenders aside from Beverly. Idk what he was thinking

球迷：没有射手，除了贝弗利也没有防守人。我都不知道他在想些什么！

[–]Earlier-Today 84 points 3 hours ago

You know, he must have some absolutely criminal stuff on the Buss family or something.

球迷：你知道的，他手里肯定是掌握了巴斯家族的犯罪证据之类的东西！

[–]Warriorskingscolor 228 points 3 hours ago

Lakers doing their part for the housing crisis with all those bricks.

勇士球迷：湖人场上那是打铁吗？不是，那是为解决住房危机添砖加瓦！

[–]Warriorsshnieder88 24 points 3 hours ago

Lakers season died for more Cali housing supply

勇士球迷：你要说为了加州住房供应，湖人本赛季就值了！

[–]Lakersmessydoughut 867 points 4 hours ago

Lakers fake comeback is making a return.

湖人球迷：欢迎收看湖人东山难再起第二季！

[–]PelicansAnotherStatsGuy 12 points 4 hours ago

Lottery win please!

鹈鹕球迷：赢个乐透签，求求了！

Dionysis Aravantinos@AravantinosDA

'With the first pick of the 2023 NBA Draft, the New Orleans Pelicans (via the Lakers) select Victor Wembanyama from France'

推特网友：鹈鹕用来自湖人的2023年状元签，选择了来自法国的文班亚马！

[–]Lakerstoto04 796 points 5 hours ago

You haters just wait till we get ariza back

湖人球迷：等我阿里扎回归，让你们这些黑子好看！

[–]Magiclilberfcontrol 233 points 5 hours ago

Wait, Ariza is still playing?

魔术球迷：等等，阿里扎还打球呢？

[–]Lakerstoto04 225 points 4 hours ago

Just wait man

湖人球迷：让你等着，你等着就是了！

[–]Pelicansrdg-lee 686 points 4 hours ago

“Winning solves everything”

鹈鹕球迷：赢球就能解决所有问题

[–]Westmasterphantom 188 points 4 hours ago

The warriors are pretty good at that huh

西部球迷：那勇士可太擅长这件事了！

[–]Maverickslanonymoustrashl 694 points 5 hours ago

I was gonna joke that Steph was already in regular season form then he did what he did in the final minutes LOL

独行侠球迷：我都要嘲笑库里回到常规赛模式了，他最后又日天了！

[–]BucksI_give_free_Dopamine 330 points 5 hours ago

That nasty sequence of the fake on Ad and the +1 three. Dudes nuts.

雄鹿球迷：那个晃飞戴维斯的球和那个三加一，这哥们牛X！

相关新闻：库里急停背运接假投戏耍浓眉 轻松挑篮得手

[–]ChurchofDubs 77 points 5 hours ago

Lakers cut the lead down to 12 and Steph said “alright that’s enough”

球迷：湖人把分差追到12分时，库里说“够了，今天就到这了！”

[–]Training-Speaker5295 331 points 5 hours ago

Welcome to the era of 20 point Wiggs

球迷：欢迎来到维金斯20分的新纪元！

[–]TheRed_Knight 539 points 4 hours ago

3&D wings are worth $$$$$$

球迷：3D维金斯绝对值钱！

[–]potatwo 126 points 4 hours ago

He's not even just 3&D, he does everything

球迷：他可不只是3D，他无所不能！

[–]WarriorsIMovedYourCheese 1279 points 4 hours ago

Wiggins' contract is going to age so well, damn.

勇士球迷：维金斯的合同真香！

相关新闻：维金斯在詹威眉头上连中3记三分杀死比赛！

[–]KingsHer0Gamez 551 points 5 hours ago

Poole and Wiseman aregonna be so good

国王球迷：普尔和怀斯曼前途无量！

[–]CalzoneBetrayal 172 points 5 hours ago

Brother this is our sub every regular season game,y’all realize that they were messing around with the lineups because it was game 1 and the Lakers weren’t playing well? Somehow people still don’t believe that Kerr experimenting during the regular season (and potentially losing some games because of it!) is worth it for the information it gives us to play in the postseason.That’s why I didn’t mind all the bench players being on the floor with Lebron even if they were doing bad, gives them so much experience against one of the biggest players of the past two decades.

Anyways, I had a fantastic time watching this game and ring ceremony. Everyone looks promising, Curry is Curry, Wiseman had great looks see y’all next time!

勇士球迷：兄弟们，这就是勇士常规赛的阵容轮换，你们都注意到他们把轮转都打乱了。但只因为这是揭幕战而且湖人又打的不好吗？不知道为什么人们还是不信任科尔在常规赛中的各种尝试是值得的(并可能因此输掉一些比赛!)，因为这能为我们的季后赛提供一些信息。这就是为什么我不介意所有的替补球员都去和勒布朗对位，即使他们表现不好，这却能让他们在面对过去20年里最伟大的球员之一时获得了很多经验。

最后，我很享受看这场比赛和“戒指之夜”。每个人看起来都很有前途，库里还是库里，怀斯曼看起来不错，下次见!

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