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键盘侠时光倒流之术!雷霆三少重聚篮网老詹欧文相约湖人

发布在NBA 2021-12-03 19:44:23    作者:火箭少女202

Kyrie Irving is nowhere closer to getting the vaccine & he’s not gonna play basketball unless he gets traded” ~ @ShamsCharania

Shams:欧文距离接种疫苗还有很远的距离

[–]NBArelicofabygoneage 8949 points 9 hours ago

He'll go to the history of basketball as one of the most wasted talents and one of the dumbest talents ever.

他将成为篮球史上最浪费天赋的和最愚蠢的球员之一。

[–][SAS] Boban MarjanovicCaptObvious420 3074 points 9 hours ago

Those most convinced of their own unique and special genius are often the dumbest.

马刺球迷:那些觉得自己是独一无二的天才通常就是最愚蠢的。

[–]CavaliersstankgreenCRX 1364 points 9 hours ago

It’s funny because in his own head he prolly thinks the opposite. He thinks he’s some kind of martyr when he really just looks selfish and dumb as fuck

骑士球迷:有趣的是他脑子里可能想的是相反的。他可能觉得自己是个受苦难的人,尤其当他看着既自私又愚蠢的时候。

[–]OKC Hornetstjc815 840 points 9 hours ago

He really thinks he’s Ali

雷霆球迷:他真的觉得自己就是阿里。(注:全名穆罕默德-阿里,美国著名拳王,20世纪60年代中期,越南战争爆发。随着战事的不断升级,阿里也面临着服兵役的问题。而他在媒体上公开发表的反战宣言,则震惊了全美国。)

[–]SunsDoodleDeOro 1393 points 8 hours ago

Ali: I don’t want to go fight in Vietnam as I have no reason to go to the opposite side of the world and kill those who don’t want to come and kill me.

Kyrie: I don’t want to take a few minutes out of my life save other people’s lives because that would mean somebody is telling me what to do and I don’t like that.

太阳球迷:阿里:我不想去参加越南的战争因为我没有理由去世界的另一边去杀掉那些不会过来杀我的人。

欧文:我不想从我的生命中挤出几分钟去拯救其他人的生命,因为那说明是别人告诉我那样做的,我不喜欢那样。

[–]NetsDededelete49 6691 points 9 hours ago

I really hope KD and Harden would be ok with trading him by now. I strongly doubt any NYC restrictions are letting up before the league year ends.

篮网球迷:我真的希望KD和哈登不介意交易欧文。我严重怀疑赛季结束前纽约的防疫限制都不会放松。

[–]KnicksGoldenBoyRecords 2654 points 10 hours ago

I think they are but what team is going to trade for Kyrie ?

尼克斯球迷:我觉得他们已经无所谓了,但哪个队会愿意接受欧文呢?

[–][BOS] Jayson TatumYouKnowWhatToDo80085 1168 points 11 hours ago

Is Simmons vaxxed?

绿军球迷:西蒙斯接种疫苗了吗?

[–]Bullsjupiterjaz 1512 points 11 hours ago

I think he got vaxxed when he joined the team for practices, but not 100% sure.

公牛球迷:我想他参加球队训练的时候接种了,但也不是100%确定。

[–]junkit33 968 points 11 hours ago

I'm sure they would have been ok trading him a month ago. The problem is nobody wants Kyrie.

He's crazy, egotistical, unvaccinated, he's caused problems on 3 teams now, has annual health issues, gets paid a max contract, and has both openly talked about retiring early and threatened to retire if he gets traded to a team he doesn't like.

So what team is possibly salivating over that steaming pile of poop? The Rockets for Wall maybe?

我敢肯定一个月前交易欧文是可以接受的。问题是现在没人想要他。

他就是是一个疯子,一个自大且未接种疫苗的家伙,他给三个队伍带来了麻烦,他不仅每年有健康问题,还签了顶薪,还公开谈论自己要提早退役,如果他被交易到他不喜欢的球队,也会选择退役。

所以会有哪支球队对欧文这坨便便垂涎三尺呢?可能只有火箭用沃尔换吧?

[–]Eccentricc 369 points 11 hours ago

Cavs fan here. He may have broke up the Cleveland dynasty but he's only caused trouble for other teams since leaving so low key happy he's gone. We're doing good this season even too

我是骑士球迷,他或许打破了骑士的王朝,但自从他离开后,就一直给其他球队制造麻烦,所以他离开我还挺开心的。我们这个赛季甚至表现不俗。

[–]76ersSerpico2 3051 points 11 hours ago

The Sixers trade for Kyrie, a week later the league passes a vaccine mandate, Kyrie retires.

…that’s inevitable, right?

76人球迷:76人交易来了欧文,一周后联盟给欧文下达了强制接疫苗令,欧文退役。

这必然会发生,对吗?

[–][HOU] Kevin Porter JrFew_Mulberry7175 2609 points 12 hours ago

But he will play basketball if he gets traded right

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